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Capital Danke to you sir. I am Hannah. Currently 18. I want to go into space. I post things i like, things that are beautiful, things that make me laugh and things that i feel strongly about.
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If you insist on talking to me can you send a message containing something other than hi

So i can shut you down creatively
You great creep.

Facebook shows me which of my friends use zoosk

If you fix your dud personality you could find someone irl.

Disclaimer: the dud personality remark only applies to those on my facebook, other zoosk users are not being attacked.

I made a twitter (ew) so i can harass celebrities

Follow me so i am less alone?
@hannahpaigemoon

I just spent $150 on underwear.

I dont even feel bad. But seriously, i tried on this adorable purple bra and it nearly pushed my boobs (which are not that prominent) up to my chin and it felt like a lie. Why do bras lie about boob size.
Anyway, i am irrationally happy.

Anonymous: "WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well? check it out at TumblrHealthDiet[d0t]com"

WOW, I just gained two kilos because I have been eating pizza basically non stop now that I can get it delivered.
Fuck you. I feel great.

Hi my name is hannah and my landlord won’t fix my phone line so I use the neighbors wifi to download apps

look at my food emoticons. 🍧🍢🍳🍢🍘🍙🍩🍳🍜🍤🍝🍟🍝🍙🍣🍥🍦🍡

I decided to make spinach and fetta fill triangles

I have no idea what in doing but it looks ok

oh sweet jesus

oh sour jesus

oh BBQ jesus

oh cool ranch jesus

oh doritos locos tacos jesus

What picture do I want on my birthday cake? Help me…

I’m nineteen tomorrow. Why.

At least I have accomplished renting my own house.
I feel like less of a failure.

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