So i can shut you down creatively
You great creep.
If you fix your dud personality you could find someone irl.
Disclaimer: the dud personality remark only applies to those on my facebook, other zoosk users are not being attacked.
Follow me so i am less alone?
I dont even feel bad. But seriously, i tried on this adorable purple bra and it nearly pushed my boobs (which are not that prominent) up to my chin and it felt like a lie. Why do bras lie about boob size.
Anyway, i am irrationally happy.
WOW, I just gained two kilos because I have been eating pizza basically non stop now that I can get it delivered.
Fuck you. I feel great.
look at my food emoticons. 🍧🍢🍳🍢🍘🍙🍩🍳🍜🍤🍝🍟🍝🍙🍣🍥🍦🍡
I decided to make spinach and fetta fill triangles
I have no idea what in doing but it looks ok
oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
What picture do I want on my birthday cake? Help me…
At least I have accomplished renting my own house.
I feel like less of a failure.